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You Can Now Get This Crochet Penis Blanket To Keep You Warm And Cozy

You Can Now Get This Crochet Penis Blanket To Keep You Warm And Cozy

It is the perfect cocoon for one and is specially designed so that you can hop inside the shaft whenever you want.

If you belong to the group of people who love collecting bizarre, yet comfy objects, then we have a phallic-themed product that is right up your alley. Meet the cozy penis blanket that is sure to keep you warm on chilly nights while you're on the sofa. All you need to do is snuggle right into the shaft and have your very own cocoon. One of the main features of this crocheted blanket is two removable balls at the bottom of it which sure makes one look like a giant penis. Finally, the blanket has a huge hoodie-like cover at the tip which covers the head perfectly. You're sure to fall in love with the handmade blanket and if it doesn't satisfy your quirky needs, I don't know what will. 

Image Source: Etsy

 

Image Source: Etsy

Priced at $151.21 (£106.38), the "Penis Blanket" can be bought on Etsy. The product- — which goes by many names, including, "Peter Blanket, Willy Blanket, Naughty Blanket," —  is 70 inches in length and 40 inches wide. The balls at the bottom are 16 inches in diameter and can be taken off in case you're in-laws or colleagues are coming over. Its description reads as: "Would you like to have a different and funny blanket? This Penis blanket with hoodie is wrapped around your feet and then stretches back and lies on your body. This blanket will come in its cover with its balls and you will need to Inflate the balls."

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It is "made of 100% acrylic yarn, tricot fabric," and can be machine washed. "Air dry flat AFTER lowering and removing the balls," it adds. The seller suggests that the product could be used as a funny throw blanket for your home or could be an amazing bachelorette or housewarming gift for friends. And it doesn't even have to be bought for a special occasion either It could also be a great present for your partners, just saying! Now, blankets are not everyone's idea of comfort but pillows surely are. So if you're looking for a penis-shaped pillow then we have several options to offer, including Jumbo Pierre which is a huge four-foot pillow.

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Following the success of other phallic-themed products like regular Pierre, giant Pierre, and the world's smallest Pierre, the company launched Jumbo Pierre to hit the right spot. "You weren't satisfied with regular Pierre. Even Giant Pierre wasn’t enough. And it’s not even worth mentioning the World’s Smallest Pierre. You like it large, we get that. So we’ve supersized everyone’s favorite adorable penis just to suit you," reads the description of the adorable cuddly pillow on Firebox. The company goes on to claim that the Jumbo pillow is not as adorable as its predecessors, but it sure is much harder than them. 

Image Source: Firebox

 

The tall product is completed with a cute face on the penis head as it promises to keep you warm all night long. "Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of pure magnificent shaft," the website assures. "Quite possibly the biggest dick in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him." The company provides three color variants, including Black, Brown, and baby pink so you can choose the one that catches your fancy. They decided to give the pillows an adorable face at the tip to make it a little more adorable and less realistic for your own good. As for the price of the body pillow, it retails at £39.99 ($51.48). 

Image Source: Firebox

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